I Just Bought an Oz of Top-Shelf Flower for $24.74! Unboxing Emerald’s Bulk THCA Flower Shake (The Best Value in Top-Shelf Flower)
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“Shake? You mean the bottom-of-the-bag garbage nobody wants?”
That’s what you’re thinking. We know because everyone thinks it.
Here’s what just landed on your doorstep: A 113-gram jar of THCA flower shake. Four full ounces. $99 total. That’s only $24.75 per ounce, the best value in cheap thca flower oz you can buy for lab-tested, indoor-grown cannabis.
And before you write it off as “trim” or “floor sweepings,” let us show you what customers are actually finding when they crack open these jars.
The Unboxing: What $24.75 Per Ounce Actually Looks Like
Pop the seal on one of these jars and here’s what hits you first: The smell.
Not the hay-like aroma of old trim. Not the musty scent of bottom-shelf outdoor. This smells like… well, like weed. Good weed.
“I was a little skeptical about purchasing it, but I was like $100 for 4 oz’s is a steal. I loaded some up in a 1 1/4 cone and tried it out.” – Recent customerInside the jar, you’re looking at 113 grams of multi-strain shake from our premium indoor cultivars. GSC. Biscotti. Sour Diesel. The same genetics selling for $99 per ounce in full flower form.
But here’s what nobody expects:
“Wait, These Are Actually Buds?”
The number one comment we get about our shake? It’s not all shake.
“Yes it’s shake but the jar that I got had at least 25% ‘small buds‘ and the rest shake.” – Chris, 60-year-old daily smoker
“Shake? Almost half of the two jars I ordered were big and small buds.” – Nathaniel DeBord
“There was about an oz of smalls in here!!” – rtackcoc
This isn’t marketing spin. When we process our premium flower, the small buds that break off during trimming and handling go straight into the shake mix. You’re literally getting pieces of $99 flower mixed throughout.
The Lab Results Nobody Talks About
Here’s the thing about cannabinoids: They don’t care about bud structure.
THCA doesn’t know if it’s in a picture-perfect cola or shake. The trichomes coating shake contain the exact same cannabinoids and terpenes as the ones on premium buds.
Our shake tests at:
- Up to 30% THCA content
- Under 0.3% Delta-9 THC (federally legal)
- Full terpene profiles from multiple strains
- Zero pesticides, heavy metals, or microbials
Same lab. Same testing standards. Same quality control as our $99 ounces.
Who’s Actually Buying 4-Ounce Shake Jars?
The Edible Makers
“I made some infused honey and it’s perfect. Nice citrus terps that you can taste in the honey.” – Nathaniel DeBord
When you’re decarbing for edibles, bud structure means nothing. You’re extracting cannabinoids into fat or alcohol. Shake gives you the same potency at 75% less cost.
Quick math: Making a batch of brownies with $99 flower versus $24.75 shake. Same THCA content. Same effects. You just saved $75.
The Heavy Rollers
“I loaded some up in a 1 1/4 cone and tried it out. This stuff is hella good. Taste is amazing, potency is on point.”
If you’re rolling joints or packing cones daily, shake is already ground and ready. No stems to pick out. No grinding required. Just load and go.
The “I’ve Stopped Growing” Crowd
“I’ve literally stopped growing myself because of the low prices on top of great deals frequently.” – Chris
Think about that. A 60-year-old daily smoker who grew his own gave up cultivation because our shake deals made it pointless.
The Budget-Conscious Medical Users
When you need cannabis for symptom relief but insurance doesn’t cover it, every dollar matters. Four ounces of effective medicine for $99 changes the game for patients on fixed incomes.
The Multi-Strain Advantage Nobody Mentions
Our shake isn’t from one strain. It’s a rotating blend of everything we’re currently processing. GSC one week. Biscotti the next. Sour Diesel mixed in.
What this means: You’re getting an entourage effect from multiple terpene and cannabinoid profiles. Different strains hitting different receptors. A complexity you can’t get from single-strain flower.
“I got this jar free when I bought two 99.00 ounces at regular price and got this 99.00 jar free during one of the buy two get one free deals. I got it for making edibles but it smells and tastes so good that I will probably just smoke it all.” – Verified buyer
Real Talk: Is Shake Actually “Worse”?
Let’s be honest about the differences:
What You Lose:
- Instagram-worthy bag appeal
- The satisfaction of breaking down perfect nugs
- Bragging rights about “top shelf flower”
- Consistent single-strain effects
What You Keep:
- Full cannabinoid potency (up to 30% THCA)
- Complete terpene profiles
- Lab-tested safety and compliance
- The exact same genetics as premium flower
- 75% more money in your pocket
What You Gain:
- Four ounces for the price of one
- Pre-ground convenience
- Multi-strain variety in every jar
- No stems to deal with
- The ability to actually afford your medicine
How to Use 113 Grams of Premium Shake
For Smoking/Vaping:
- Pack bowls directly (no grinding needed)
- Roll joints and blunts (perfect consistency)
- Load dry herb vaporizers (even heating)
- Mix with premium flower to stretch your stash
For Edibles:
- Decarb at 240°F for 40 minutes
- Infuse into butter, oil, or alcohol
- One jar makes approximately:
- 16 sticks of cannabutter
- 2 cups of infused coconut oil
- 750ml of tincture
For Concentrates:
- Make bubble hash (same trichome coverage as flower)
- Press rosin (yields vary but quality remains high)
- Create QWISO or other extracts
The Storage Solution That Changes Everything
Four ounces is a lot of flower. Here’s how to keep it fresh:
The jar comes sealed and ready for long-term storage. Add a humidity pack (we recommend 62% Boveda) and your shake stays perfect for 6+ months.
“First off I just wanna say the other two reviewers are ding dongs! Second, thank you emerald smoke for existing and selling the best products at the best values in my opinion.” – Verified buyer
Store in a cool, dark place. Don’t open more than necessary. Transfer weekly amounts to a smaller jar to preserve the bulk.
Let’s Address the Elephant in the Room
“If it’s so good, why is it so cheap?”
Because it’s shake. That’s literally it.
Same growers. Same genetics. Same indoor cultivation. Same testing standards. Same effects.
The only difference is that during the trimming and packaging process, small pieces break off. Instead of throwing them away or marking them up as “small buds,” we collect them and sell them at cost-plus pricing.
You’re not getting inferior product. You’re getting the pieces that don’t photograph well for Instagram.
What Customers Are Actually Saying
“This is without a doubt among the best budget strains I’ve ever gotten!” – After trying 20+ budget options from various companies
“I thought there’s absolutely no way this was going to be good stuff… The potency is there!” – Alyssa Stone
“This is the most incredible deal I’ve ever seen.” – 60-year-old daily smoker
“Just got the 113g of shake today. $100 for 4 oz’s is a steal.” – Recent purchaser
The Bottom Line on Bulk THCA Flower Shake
Here’s what four ounces of shake for $99 means in real terms:
- Daily smoker? That’s a month’s supply for $3.30 per day
- Weekend user? You’re set for 3-4 months
- Edible maker? Enough for 200+ doses
- Medical patient? Affordable relief without choosing between medicine and groceries
At $24.75 per ounce, you’re not buying “cheap weed.” You’re buying smart.
Same lab results. Same genetics. Same effects. Just without the premium price tag for perfect bud structure.
Ready to See What Four Ounces Looks Like?
Stop overpaying for appearances. Our 113-gram shake jars ship within 1-2 business days via USPS Priority Mail. Discreet packaging. Full lab documentation included.
One jar. Four ounces. $99 total.
“Thank you emerald smoke for existing and selling the best products at the best values in my opinion.”
That’s not marketing. That’s a real customer who stopped growing their own because our prices made it pointless.
Shop THCA Hemp Flower Shake – 113g for $99
All products contain less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC and are federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. Lab results available. Must be 21+ to purchase. Not for use by pregnant or nursing women.